FOUNDER

Kimberley is not a simple person with simple tastes. She is exceedingly complicated and her tastes are extremely convoluted. But she does have a decade of copywriting experience, so we forgive her.

COPYWRITER

Kimberley is hot for juicy verbs, tight edits, and the Oxford comma (don’t @ her). She has a minimum of 47 tabs open at any given time, and a not-so-quiet vendetta against AI for ruining em-dashes.

BRAND STRATEGIST

Kimberley is professionally nosy. She’ll research your competitors, decode your customer psychology, and create the brand guide your team will actually use. All while pretending this isn’t her idea of fun.

ACCOUNT MANAGER

No one warned Kimberley she’d have to do her own quotes, timelines, budgets, and inbox management. She assumes this is karmic punishment for a sin she can’t remember, but definitely committed.